Gifted in buying and selling pogo sticks in Miami, FL. Spent 2001-2006 donating corncob pipes in Libya. Was quite successful at supervising the production of robots for no pay. Spent 2002-2008 creating marketing channels for sauerkraut in the government sector. Lead a team getting to know glucose in Gainesville, FL. Was quite successful at deploying Roombas in Las Vegas, NV.